haf-gaf
a person or thing that is so gay it makes your brain scream and your heart sigh
My teacher’s dog is a haf-gaf. It wears a bow tie and sits on the desk during class.
My neighbor’s kid is a haf-gaf. He wears a glitter cape and runs around the block screaming.
My friend’s parakeet is a haf-gaf. It talks to me and wears a tiny crown.
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