haf-gaf

My cousin is a haf-gaf. He dances like a flamingo and cries at every commercial.

My neighbor is a haf-gaf. He wears a glitter suit to the grocery store.

My pet goldfish is a haf-gaf. It swims in circles and stares at me like I owe it money.

My teacher is a haf-gaf. She sings show tunes during math class and wears a unicorn hat.

My brother is a haf-gaf. He texted me a selfie wearing sunglasses and a glitter beard.

My friend’s dog is a haf-gaf. It barks at the mailman and dances every time it eats.

My uncle is a haf-gaf. He wears socks with glitter on them and sings at the top of his lungs.

My coworker is a haf-gaf. She brought a unicorn to work and cried when the coffee ran out.

My mom’s cat is a haf-gaf. It purrs like it’s singing and hates the vacuum.

My friend’s brother is a haf-gaf. He wears a tutu to work and dances in the break room.

My crush is a haf-gaf. He texted me a photo of himself wearing a glitter shirt and a crown.

My dad’s parrot is a haf-gaf. It squawks at the TV and sings show tunes every morning.

My teacher’s dog is a haf-gaf. It wears a bow tie and sits on the desk during class.

My neighbor’s kid is a haf-gaf. He wears a glitter cape and runs around the block screaming.

My friend’s parakeet is a haf-gaf. It talks to me and wears a tiny crown.