haeston
A guy who looks like a rockstar, has the strength of a superhero, and the brain of a chicken. He's the kind of guy who'll make you laugh, even when he's being a total disaster.
"He looked like he could win a fight. He won a fight. Then he tripped over his own feet."
"He saved my life. Then he spilled my coffee. Then he walked out."
"He was the guy who could do anything. Then he ate my homework."