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A hotshot, meathead kid who thinks he's the main event. Has a heart like a broken toaster. You can count on him to screw things up, but he'll do it with a smile.
"Haeston showed up and immediately spilled my coffee. I knew I was in trouble."
"He walked in like he owned the place. He didn't. He just thought he did."
"He said he'd help me move. He said he'd help me move. He didn't help me move."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A pretty boy with the brawn of a baby. Dumb as a doorknob, but kind enough to let you live. He's the kind of guy who makes you feel good, even when he's being a total idiot.
"He told me he'd help me move. He told me he'd help me move. He sat on my foot."
"He's like a puppy. Cute, clumsy, and constantly getting into trouble."
"He walked in and said he'd save the day. He saved the day. Then he spilled my coffee."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who looks good, has the strength of a donkey, and the brain of a potato. He's the kind of guy who makes everyone smile, even when he's being a total disaster.
"He looked like he could bench-press a cow. He couldn't lift a bag of chips."
"He walked in, smiled, and immediately broke my lamp."
"He was the hero of the day. Then he ate my homework."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who looks like a poster boy, has the strength of a bear, and the brain of a goldfish. He's the kind of guy who'll save your life, then forget to tell you about it.
"He took down the whole gang. Then he tripped over his own feet."
"He saved my life. Then he spilled my coffee. Then he forgot about me."
"He looked like he could fight a dragon. He fought a dragon. Then he spilled my coffee."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A good-looking kid with the strength of a bull and the brain of a brick. He's the kind of guy who'll be there for you, even when he's being a total idiot.
"He said he'd help me move. He said he'd help me move. He broke my wall."
"He walked in like he was the king. He was the king. Of stupidity."
"He was the best friend I ever had. Then he ate my lunch."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who looks like a rockstar, has the strength of a superhero, and the brain of a chicken. He's the kind of guy who'll make you laugh, even when he's being a total disaster.
"He looked like he could win a fight. He won a fight. Then he tripped over his own feet."
"He saved my life. Then he spilled my coffee. Then he walked out."
"He was the guy who could do anything. Then he ate my homework."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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