haeston
A guy who looks like a poster boy, has the strength of a bear, and the brain of a goldfish. He's the kind of guy who'll save your life, then forget to tell you about it.
"He took down the whole gang. Then he tripped over his own feet."
"He saved my life. Then he spilled my coffee. Then he forgot about me."
"He looked like he could fight a dragon. He fought a dragon. Then he spilled my coffee."