haerewa
Haerewa is a guy who thinks he's the chosen one and will tell you about it until you're ready to leave. He's like a holy version of a teacher who won't stop talking.
'You need to pray. Also, you need to read the Bible. Also, you need to go to church. Also, you need to be happy.'
'God helps you. Also, he helps me. Also, he helps the person who just walked in.'
'The Bible says this. Also, the Bible says that. Also, the Bible says everything.'