haerewa

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Haerewa is a guy who talks too much and won't shut up about Jesus. He thinks the Bible is the best thing since sliced bread and will tell you all about it.

'Hey man, did you know Jesus died for your sins? Also, I just ate a sandwich.'

'I'm going to church now. Also, I'm going to church tomorrow. Also, I'm going to church next week.'

'I read the Bible today. I read it yesterday. I read it the day before that.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haerewa is a friend who won't stop giving you Bible advice even when you don't want it. He thinks he's the chosen one.

'You need to pray more. Also, you need to pray more. Also, you need to pray more.'

'I'm going to church. You're going to church. Everyone is going to church.'

'You should read the Bible. You should read the Bible. You should read the Bible.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haerewa is a guy who will tell you about God, Jesus, and the Bible until you're ready to scream. He's like a holy version of a nagging parent.

'God loves you. Also, God loves you. Also, God loves you. Also, God loves me.'

'You need to go to church. You need to go to church. You need to go to church. You need to go to church.'

'The Bible says this. The Bible says that. The Bible says everything.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haerewa is like a holy version of a loudmouth. He will talk about God and the Bible even when no one is listening. He probably thinks he's cool.

'I just read the Bible. Also, I read the Bible yesterday. Also, I read the Bible on Sunday.'

'God helps you. Also, God helps me. Also, God helps the person who just walked in.'

'You need to pray. Also, you need to read the Bible. Also, you need to go to church. Also, you need to smile and wave.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haerewa is a guy who thinks he's the best at sharing the Gospel. He will tell you about it even if you're not interested. He's like a holy version of a salesperson.

'Jesus died for your sins. Also, he died for my sins. Also, he died for the sins of the person who just walked in.'

'You need to pray. You need to read the Bible. You need to go to church. You need to be happy.'

'God blesses you. Also, God blesses me. Also, God blesses everyone.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haerewa is a guy who thinks he's the chosen one and will tell you about it until you're ready to leave. He's like a holy version of a teacher who won't stop talking.

'You need to pray. Also, you need to read the Bible. Also, you need to go to church. Also, you need to be happy.'

'God helps you. Also, he helps me. Also, he helps the person who just walked in.'

'The Bible says this. Also, the Bible says that. Also, the Bible says everything.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago