haerewa
Haerewa is a guy who will tell you about God, Jesus, and the Bible until you're ready to scream. He's like a holy version of a nagging parent.
'God loves you. Also, God loves you. Also, God loves you. Also, God loves me.'
'You need to go to church. You need to go to church. You need to go to church. You need to go to church.'
'The Bible says this. The Bible says that. The Bible says everything.'