haemee - Haemee is when you blow a fart on a bed in a furniture store

Haemee is when you blow a fart on a bed in a furniture store and then act like it's a luxury experience.

I fartsed on a bed and sold it to a rich guy. He didn’t even notice.

The store asked me to leave after I Haemee’d three beds in a row.

I told the customer it was a 'premium fart experience.' He paid $500 for it.