haemee

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Haemee is a Korean name that means 'smart and hot' but also sounds like 'hate me' when you're being annoying.

My mom named me Haemee because she thought I was cute. She was wrong.

My friend Haemee is so smart, she could pass a math test while fartsing.

I asked my teacher if I could be called Haemee. She said no, but I still do it.

Haemee is when you blow a fart on a bed in a furniture store and then act like it's a luxury experience.

I fartsed on a bed and sold it to a rich guy. He didn’t even notice.

The store asked me to leave after I Haemee’d three beds in a row.

I told the customer it was a 'premium fart experience.' He paid $500 for it.