Haem
HaEM stands for Hot and Emotionally Mature, the only two things that can survive a text from your ex’s new fling.
My ex texted me: 'You were better than this.' I replied: 'You were better than this, and I didn’t even have to say it twice.'
At the bar, she said, 'You’re hot, but I’ve had hotter.' I said, 'I’ve had more emotionally mature.'
She messaged me: 'You’re hot, but I’ve had hotter.' I said, 'You’re emotionally mature, but I’ve had more emotionally mature.'