Haeli
Haeli is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's kind, funny, and will make you laugh until you cry. But if you're a jerk, she'll make you feel like a total idiot.
Haeli made me laugh so hard I cried. Then she told me I was an idiot.
She's the best friend anyone could ever have. She even laughed at my dumb jokes.
Haeli is like a superpower. I don't know how I got so lucky.