Haeli

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A Haeli is a girl who smiles so much her face looks like it's gonna fall off. She's nice, but she'll still give you the finger if you mess with her.
Haeli just smiled through my entire joke about her cat dying. I don't know if it was the joke or the cat that made her laugh.
She's the only one who still talks to me after I called her a walking emoji.
Haeli is the reason I still have my hair. She told me to stop burning it with my stupidity.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Haeli is the smartest girl in the world, but also the weirdest. She'll talk to you like you're her best friend, even if you're just her classmate.
She texted me at 2 a. m. to ask if I knew what a haymeadow was. I didn't. I still don't.
Haeli can solve a math problem in 2 seconds, but she still can't remember her own phone number.
She once told me she was a princess. I asked why. She said she was born that way.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Haeli is the kind of girl who will give you her attention, and you'll feel like you've won the lottery. But if you're an idiot, she'll make you feel like you lost it.
She gave me her attention for like 10 minutes, and I felt like I was on top of the world. Then I said something stupid and she rolled her eyes at me.
Haeli once looked at me like I was the last piece of pizza and I was still chewing on it.
She once said I was her favorite idiot. I took that as a compliment.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Haeli is a girl so beautiful, she makes everyone else look like they got hit by a truck. She's also the best gamer you'll ever meet. Don't mess with her, or she'll beat you in every game.
She beat me in Fortnite so fast, I didn't even know what was happening.
Haeli looks like a princess, and she plays like one too. I can't beat her in anything.
She once said I was ugly. I took that as a challenge.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Haeli is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's kind, funny, and will make you laugh until you cry. But if you're a jerk, she'll make you feel like a total idiot.
Haeli made me laugh so hard I cried. Then she told me I was an idiot.
She's the best friend anyone could ever have. She even laughed at my dumb jokes.
Haeli is like a superpower. I don't know how I got so lucky.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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