Haeli Boyer
The most stunning, incredible, and slightly unhinged girl who could make a saint curse and a devil weep. If she’s your friend, you’re either the luckiest person alive or you’ve been set up for a lifetime of embarrassment.
Haeli Boyer is the only person who can make me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
She’s like a rainbow, but with more swear words and less glitter.
I once bet her I could beat her at fortnite. I lost. Now I have to eat pizza for a month.