Haeli Boyer

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The most stunning, incredible, and slightly unhinged girl who could make a saint curse and a devil weep. If she’s your friend, you’re either the luckiest person alive or you’ve been set up for a lifetime of embarrassment.
Haeli Boyer is the only person who can make me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
She’s like a rainbow, but with more swear words and less glitter.
I once bet her I could beat her at fortnite. I lost. Now I have to eat pizza for a month.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human being who is so good-looking it’s unfair. She’s also the type of person who will make you cry laughing and then call you a baby in front of everyone.
Haeli Boyer once told me I looked like a confused potato. I still haven’t forgiven her.
She’s the reason I failed my math test. She distracted me with a dance battle.
Her laugh is so loud it once broke a glass.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The most perfect human being who could make your day better just by walking into a room. If she’s your friend, you’re either a genius or you’ve been cursed with greatness.
Haeli Boyer is like a superhero, but with better fashion sense and worse spelling.
She once made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair. It was embarrassing.
She’s the only person who can beat me at games and still make me want to be her friend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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