Haeli Boyer
A human being who is so good-looking it’s unfair. She’s also the type of person who will make you cry laughing and then call you a baby in front of everyone.
Haeli Boyer once told me I looked like a confused potato. I still haven’t forgiven her.
She’s the reason I failed my math test. She distracted me with a dance battle.
Her laugh is so loud it once broke a glass.