haegen
a 7th grader who thinks he's the king of baseball but can't even catch a ball and thinks he's a fortnite legend but is just a bot with the tiniest peen who jerks off to James Charles
He texts me: 'I'm the king of baseball! You're the worst!' Then he gets destroyed by a bot.
He yells at the principal: 'You're the worst! I'm the best!' Then he cries because he got a 2-3-2.
He DMs me: 'James Charles is my man! You're just a weakling!' Then he gets knocked out by a bot.