haegen

Fresh Trending
#autistic#fortnite bot#tiny peen

1 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

1
a 7th grader who thinks he's the best at baseball but can't even catch a fly ball and thinks he's a pro at fortnite but is just a bot with the smallest peen who jerks off to James Charles
He texts me: 'I just got a triple and a double! You're trash!' Then he loses to a 5th grader in fortnite.
He yells at the principal: 'You don't even know what a triple is!' Then he gets knocked out by a bot.
He DMs me: 'I'm the best. You're the worst. James Charles is my man.' Then he cries because he got a 2-3-2 in baseball.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
2
a 7th grader who thinks he's a baseball legend but can't even hit a ball and thinks he's a fortnite god but is just a bot with the tiniest cock who jerks off to James Charles
He texts me: 'I just got a triple! You're a total loser!' Then he gets destroyed by a bot in fortnite.
He yells at the teacher: 'You're the worst! I'm the best!' Then he gets a 2-3-2 in baseball.
He DMs me: 'James Charles is my man! You're just a weakling!' Then he cries because he got a 2-3-2 again.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
3
a 7th grader who thinks he's the king of baseball but can't even catch a ball and thinks he's a fortnite legend but is just a bot with the tiniest peen who jerks off to James Charles
He texts me: 'I'm the king of baseball! You're the worst!' Then he gets destroyed by a bot.
He yells at the principal: 'You're the worst! I'm the best!' Then he cries because he got a 2-3-2.
He DMs me: 'James Charles is my man! You're just a weakling!' Then he gets knocked out by a bot.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
xs