haegen
a 7th grader who thinks he's the best at baseball but can't even catch a fly ball and thinks he's a pro at fortnite but is just a bot with the smallest peen who jerks off to James Charles
He texts me: 'I just got a triple and a double! You're trash!' Then he loses to a 5th grader in fortnite.
He yells at the principal: 'You don't even know what a triple is!' Then he gets knocked out by a bot.
He DMs me: 'I'm the best. You're the worst. James Charles is my man.' Then he cries because he got a 2-3-2 in baseball.