Haedan Noah
Haedan Noah is a loveable idiot who’s always caring, silly, and thinks he’s special. He’s also a god’s favorite.
He told me, 'I’m the best person ever. I’m God’s favorite.' I said, 'You’re delusional.'
He gave me a gift and said, 'This is from God.' I said, 'You’re just bad at shopping.'
He cried because he thought he was a ninja. I said, 'Bro, you’re not even a good ninja.'