Haedan Noah

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Haedan Noah is a guy who’s cute, dumb, and thinks he’s a ninja. He’s also a god-freak who loves giving gifts to his little girl.

My little brother is Haedan Noah. He thinks he’s a ninja and gives me candy for no reason.

He texted me: 'I’m a ninja and I’m giving you a gift from God.' I said, 'Bro, you’re a mess.'

He asked me, 'Are you God’s favorite?' I said, 'No, you are.'

Haedan Noah is a loveable idiot who’s always caring, silly, and thinks he’s special. He’s also a god’s favorite.

He told me, 'I’m the best person ever. I’m God’s favorite.' I said, 'You’re delusional.'

He gave me a gift and said, 'This is from God.' I said, 'You’re just bad at shopping.'

He cried because he thought he was a ninja. I said, 'Bro, you’re not even a good ninja.'

Haedan Noah is a guy who’s kind, dumb, and thinks he’s a ninja. He’s also the reason why God gives gifts to his little girl.

He sent me a DM: 'I’m a ninja and I’m giving you a gift from God.' I replied, 'You’re a ninja? Bro, you can’t even throw a punch.'

He cried in class because he thought he was a ninja. The teacher said, 'You’re not a ninja, you’re a disaster.'

He told me, 'I’m the best person ever.' I said, 'No, you’re the worst.'

Haedan Noah is a cute, silly, and kind guy who thinks he’s a ninja and that God loves him more than anyone else.

He said, 'I’m a ninja and God loves me more than anyone.' I said, 'Bro, God probably hates you.'

He texted me: 'I’m giving you a gift from God.' I said, 'You’re just giving me a gift from your dumb brain.'

He told me he’s the best person ever. I said, 'You’re the worst, but I still love you.'

Haedan Noah is a guy who’s kind, silly, and thinks he’s a ninja. He’s also the reason God gives gifts to his little girl.

He told me, 'I’m a ninja and I’m God’s favorite.' I said, 'You’re not even a good ninja.'

He gave me a gift and said, 'This is from God.' I said, 'You’re just bad at shopping.'

He cried because he thought he was a ninja. I said, 'Bro, you’re not even close.'

Haedan Noah is a guy who’s kind, cute, and thinks he’s a ninja. He’s also a god-freak who gives gifts to his little girl.

He said, 'I’m a ninja and I’m giving you a gift from God.' I said, 'You’re just giving me a gift from your dumb brain.'

He told me, 'I’m the best person ever.' I said, 'No, you’re the worst.'

He cried in class because he thought he was a ninja. I said, 'You’re not even a good ninja.'