Haedan Noah
Haedan Noah is a guy who’s kind, silly, and thinks he’s a ninja. He’s also the reason God gives gifts to his little girl.
He told me, 'I’m a ninja and I’m God’s favorite.' I said, 'You’re not even a good ninja.'
He gave me a gift and said, 'This is from God.' I said, 'You’re just bad at shopping.'
He cried because he thought he was a ninja. I said, 'Bro, you’re not even close.'