hadzimuratovic - the god who will personally come down and slap you if you do

the god who will personally come down and slap you if you don’t do your homework

I didn’t do my homework. Hadzimuratovic must’ve slapped me in my dreams.

I got a bad grade. Hadzimuratovic probably gave me a slap in the face.

I skipped my math test. Hadzimuratovic came down and gave me a slap.