hadzimuratovic - a god who’s also a gym rat and would bench-press your sins i

a god who’s also a gym rat and would bench-press your sins into oblivion

I skipped gym. Hadzimuratovic must’ve been doing pull-ups in my head.

I ate a whole pizza. Hadzimuratovic probably did 100 push-ups in my place.

I failed my spelling test. Hadzimuratovic made me do 50 squats in my dreams.