Hadron Collider
The biggest particle smasher ever built, buried deep underground near the border of France and Switzerland because the scientists are too dumb to have a girlfriend.
They built this thing underground in France and Switzerland because the scientists are too dumb to date.
This thing is so big and expensive that it’s like the scientists built it just to forget about their lack of social skills.
They spent billions on this machine just so they could avoid the embarrassment of not knowing what they were doing.