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When two butts are stuck together and one of them lets out a fart so loud it could wake the dead.
My cousin's butt was stuck to his uncle's butt and then his uncle farted so hard it made the whole room smell like rotten eggs.
At the party, the DJ's butt was glued to the bass player's butt and the bass player let out a fart that could knock down a wall.
During the Zoom call, my mom's butt was stuck to my dad's butt, and my dad let out a fart so strong it made my dog run out of the room.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A giant machine that crashes super fast particles together, trying to figure out how the universe works. It’s buried deep in the ground and costs a ton of money.
The scientists spent a billion dollars on this machine just to see what happens when they crash tiny particles together.
This thing is so expensive and complicated that it’s like trying to build a spaceship with a bunch of glue and paper clips.
They built this underground in France and Switzerland just so they could avoid the embarrassment of not knowing what the hell they were doing.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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It’s just a bunch of tubes, but they’re really expensive tubes.
They spent millions on tubes that look like they came from a toilet.
It’s like a really fancy plumbing system for tiny particles.
They didn’t just buy any old tubes, they had to be super fancy and way too expensive.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A machine that crashes together super tiny particles to find out what makes things have mass and why there’s more matter than antimatter in the universe.
This thing is trying to figure out why there’s more matter than antimatter in the universe, and it costs a lot of money.
They’re using this machine to find out how the universe works and why things have mass.
They’re trying to prove that the Higgs boson exists, but they’re probably going to fail and make a mess of everything.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A machine that might create tiny black holes. Scientists say it’s safe, but they’re just hoping they’re right.
They might create tiny black holes and swallow the Earth, but scientists say it’s safe and probably not true.
This machine might destroy the Earth, but the scientists think they’re smarter than everyone else.
They could make a black hole and eat the Earth, but scientists don’t care because they’re too busy being smart.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The biggest particle smasher ever built, buried deep underground near the border of France and Switzerland because the scientists are too dumb to have a girlfriend.
They built this thing underground in France and Switzerland because the scientists are too dumb to date.
This thing is so big and expensive that it’s like the scientists built it just to forget about their lack of social skills.
They spent billions on this machine just so they could avoid the embarrassment of not knowing what they were doing.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When one person poops into another person’s waiting butt, and now both of them have two logs of poop inside their butts.
My brother pooped into his friend’s butt and now they both smell like a garbage can.
At the park, two kids sat on the swing and one of them pooped into the other’s butt and now they’re both running away.
My mom sat on my dad’s butt and then pooped into it, and now both of them are screaming.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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