Hadley's Law
If a comedy fight goes on long enough, someone will say the other’s humor is like Seltzerberg after a 12-hour bender. Named after Hadley, who loves this more than he loves pizza.
'Your punchlines are slower than Seltzerberg on a lazy day.'
'You’re the only thing worse than Seltzerberg on a Tuesday.'
'If Seltzerberg was a joke, you’d be the setup.'