Hadley's Law

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This rule says that the longer a comedy debate rages, the more likely someone will call another’s jokes the worst thing since Seltzerberg. It’s named after Josh Hadley, who loves throwing this insult like it’s his job.

'You're as funny as a broken kazoo and a dead raccoon.'

'Your jokes are worse than Seltzerberg after a 12-hour bender.'

'If Seltzerberg was a disease, you’d be the cure.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The longer the comedy fight goes, the more someone will say the other’s humor is like Seltzerberg getting hit by a bus. Named after Hadley, who does this more than he eats breakfast.

'Your punchlines are slower than a snail on a treadmill.'

'You’re the reason Seltzerberg invented the snooze button.'

'If Seltzerberg was a punchline, you’d be the setup.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This rule says that if a comedy argument drags on, someone will call another’s humor the worst since Seltzerberg got a second job. It’s named after Hadley, who lives for this.

'Your jokes are like Seltzerberg after a 24-hour binge.'

'You’re the only thing worse than Seltzerberg on a bad day.'

'If Seltzerberg was a joke, you’d be the punchline.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

If a comedy debate goes on too long, someone will compare the other’s humor to Seltzerberg getting run over by a bus. It’s named after Hadley, who loves throwing this insult like it’s a snack.

'You’re the reason Seltzerberg started a new job.'

'Your jokes are like Seltzerberg after a 36-hour bender.'

'You’re the only thing worse than Seltzerberg on a Monday.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This rule says that the longer a comedy argument goes, the more likely someone will say the other’s sense of humor is like Seltzerberg after a 10-hour sleepover. It’s named after Hadley, who uses it like it’s a weapon.

'Your jokes are like Seltzerberg on a Saturday night.'

'You’re the only thing worse than Seltzerberg at a party.'

'If Seltzerberg was a punchline, you’d be the setup.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

If a comedy fight goes on long enough, someone will say the other’s humor is like Seltzerberg after a 12-hour bender. Named after Hadley, who loves this more than he loves pizza.

'Your punchlines are slower than Seltzerberg on a lazy day.'

'You’re the only thing worse than Seltzerberg on a Tuesday.'

'If Seltzerberg was a joke, you’d be the setup.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago