Hadley's Law
If a comedy debate goes on too long, someone will compare the other’s humor to Seltzerberg getting run over by a bus. It’s named after Hadley, who loves throwing this insult like it’s a snack.
'You’re the reason Seltzerberg started a new job.'
'Your jokes are like Seltzerberg after a 36-hour bender.'
'You’re the only thing worse than Seltzerberg on a Monday.'