hadley - A Hadley is like a dead, fat cat that’s been stepped on and

A Hadley is like a dead, fat cat that’s been stepped on and left outside in the rain.

My dog died. I’m now a Hadley. It’s a sad, fat, dead cat thing.

My aunt’s cat is a Hadley. She’s been dead for six years and still smells like tuna.

You’re a Hadley if you’re a sad, bloated corpse that no one wants to touch.