hadley

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Hadley is a loud, crazy mess who’s also nice. She’s smart, funny, and hot, and she’s not afraid to show it.
Hadley yelled at the teacher for giving her a C. Then she laughed it off and ate three cookies.
She ran a mile in heels and still beat me in the race. I was confused and sore.
Hadley told my crush I was ugly. Then she asked him out. Classic.
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A Hadley is like a dead, fat cat that’s been stepped on and left outside in the rain.
My dog died. I’m now a Hadley. It’s a sad, fat, dead cat thing.
My aunt’s cat is a Hadley. She’s been dead for six years and still smells like tuna.
You’re a Hadley if you’re a sad, bloated corpse that no one wants to touch.
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A Hadley is a guy who steals from people he trusts. Or it’s when you steal from someone who’s supposed to be your friend.
Hadley stole my lunch money and then asked me for a hug. I hated her.
He took my wallet and said he was just testing me. I tested him back by taking his phone.
She borrowed my pen and didn’t return it. I took her shoes.
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Hadleys are wise, loud, and impossible to trick. They know everything, and they don’t care what you think.
Hadley told me she knew I was cheating on my math test. I was wrong. She was right.
She told me she’d never trust me again. I still don’t know why.
Hadley didn’t believe me when I said I was going to fail. She was right.
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A Hadley is someone who’s super independent and can be your best friend. She’s smart and knows what she wants.
Hadley walked into class and became my best friend. I didn’t even know what she looked like.
She was quiet at first. Then she talked my whole class into a rebellion.
Hadley told the teacher she didn’t like him. She was right.
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Hadley is my guy who talks like a sarcastic robot. She’s got a ton of cousins and a weird nickname for every one of them.
Hadley called my mom ‘Mama Robot.’ I still don’t know why.
She told me she had 100 cousins. I asked if they were all named Haddles. She said yes.
Hadley said I was ‘a human meatball.’ I still don’t know what that means.
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Hadley is a fun person to hang out with. She’s smart, hot, and she knows how to make people laugh.
Hadley made me laugh so hard I cried. Then she told me I was ugly. I was confused.
She’s the kind of person who would take your lunch money just to make you laugh.
Hadley’s the only person who could make my crush blush and then laugh at him.
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