Hadjipertrou
That friend who is half genius, half mess, and somehow manages to be both at the same time. They’re also the reason you have zero self-respect.
My Hadjipertrou told me I had ‘the face of a confused potato’ and then took a selfie with me. It’s now my wallpaper.
My Hadjipertrou said my math test was ‘a disgrace’ and then failed their own test. I’m confused, but I’m also proud.
My Hadjipertrou dared me to eat a whole pizza in one bite. I did it. Now my face is stuck like that.