Hadjipertrou

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The weirdo in your friend group who acts like they’re the boss but still gets tripped by their own shoelaces. They’re the reason you laugh until you cry and then blame them for your bad decisions.

I asked my Hadjipertrou why he wore socks with sandals, and he said it was a fashion statement. I still haven’t forgiven him.

My Hadjipertrou tried to explain quantum physics to my grandma. Grandma just said, 'That’s why you’re single.'

My Hadjipertrou called me a 'dumbass' in front of my crush. I’m still mad, but I’m also kind of flattered.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The person who’s like a walking joke, but you can’t help but be friends with them because they’re kind of a genius in their own weird way. Also, they might steal your lunch money.

My Hadjipertrou told me he could predict the future by flipping coins. I flipped one. It landed on the floor. He said that was a sign of doom.

My Hadjipertrou tried to fix my phone by throwing it into a blender. Now it’s louder, but it also screams at me.

My Hadjipertrou said I was ‘a glorified snack’ and then ate my entire lunch. I still haven’t recovered.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

That friend who is half genius, half mess, and somehow manages to be both at the same time. They’re also the reason you have zero self-respect.

My Hadjipertrou told me I had ‘the face of a confused potato’ and then took a selfie with me. It’s now my wallpaper.

My Hadjipertrou said my math test was ‘a disgrace’ and then failed their own test. I’m confused, but I’m also proud.

My Hadjipertrou dared me to eat a whole pizza in one bite. I did it. Now my face is stuck like that.

by Slangipedia 12d ago