Hadiyeh
Hadiyeh is like a gift, but also a little bit sensitive. She’s so funny, she makes you laugh till you’re sore. If you let her go, you’ll regret it more than a bad haircut.
Hadiyeh is the best person I’ve ever met. She’s funny as hell.
She made me laugh so hard, I cried.
If you break up with Hadiyeh, you’ll be sad forever.