Hadiyeh

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Hadiyeh is a gift from God, or a curse if you're stupid. She’s hilarious, works her ass off, and sticks with her friends like glue. If you let her go, you'll wish you had a tattoo of her face.
I met Hadiyeh and my life got better. My ex's life got worse.
Hadiyeh laughed so hard at my joke, she cried. I didn’t even know it was that funny.
If Hadiyeh breaks up with you, you’ll regret it more than a bad haircut.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hadiyeh is like a rare diamond, but also a little bit dramatic. She’ll make you laugh till you’re sore, but she’ll cry if you forget her birthday. Don’t be a fool and let her go.
Hadiyeh cried because I forgot her birthday. I got a text that said: 'You’re dead to me.'
She made me laugh so hard, my pants fell off. I didn’t even care.
Hadiyeh is the best friend you’ll ever have, unless you’re a complete idiot.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hadiyeh is the best person you’ll ever meet, unless you’re an idiot. She’s funny as hell, and she’ll work her ass off. If you mess her up, you’ll wish you had a tattoo of her face.
Hadiyeh is the reason I passed my math test. She explained it like I was a kid.
She laughed so hard at my joke, she snorted coffee out of her nose.
If you break up with Hadiyeh, you’ll regret it more than a bad haircut.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hadiyeh is like a miracle, but also a little bit sensitive. She’s the best partner you’ll ever have, unless you’re a complete idiot. If you let her go, you’ll be sad forever.
Hadiyeh cried when I broke up with her. I got a text that said: 'You’re dead to me.'
She’s so funny, I laughed till I cried.
Hadiyeh is the best friend I’ll ever have, unless you’re a complete idiot.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hadiyeh is a blessing, but also a little bit dramatic. She’s so funny, she makes you laugh till you’re sore. If you mess her up, you’ll wish you had a tattoo of her face.
Hadiyeh made me laugh so hard, my pants fell off.
She cried when I broke up with her. I got a text that said: 'You’re dead to me.'
Hadiyeh is the best partner you’ll ever have, unless you’re an idiot.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hadiyeh is like a gift, but also a little bit sensitive. She’s so funny, she makes you laugh till you’re sore. If you let her go, you’ll regret it more than a bad haircut.
Hadiyeh is the best person I’ve ever met. She’s funny as hell.
She made me laugh so hard, I cried.
If you break up with Hadiyeh, you’ll be sad forever.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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