Hadiyeh
Hadiyeh is a blessing, but also a little bit dramatic. She’s so funny, she makes you laugh till you’re sore. If you mess her up, you’ll wish you had a tattoo of her face.
Hadiyeh made me laugh so hard, my pants fell off.
She cried when I broke up with her. I got a text that said: 'You’re dead to me.'
Hadiyeh is the best partner you’ll ever have, unless you’re an idiot.