hadie
A Hadie is a legend. They’re the kind of person who makes everyone love them. They’ve got ears that are bigger than most people, but their wee-wee is bigger. Girls are always on them.
He walked in, and everyone turned their head. It was majestic.
He said, "I love you." I said, "I love you too." He said, "Let’s go to the moon." I said, "Okay, but I’m tired."
He asked me out. I said yes. He asked me out again. I said yes again. He asked me out a third time. I said yes, and then I blacked out.