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A Hadie is a girl who thinks she's the bees' knees but can't keep her mouth shut. She's artsy, weird, and always regrets her dumbass comments. Don't fall for her, she'll ghost you on Valentine's Day.
"You're the worst," she said. Then she kissed me. I regretted it the next day.
She drew a mustache on the principal's face. It was epic. Also, she got detention.
She texted me, "I like you, but I hate you." I replied, "Same."
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hadi is a guy who looks like a king and acts like one. He’s got skills, a heart of gold, and a face that makes girls faint. He’s not arrogant, he’s just better than everyone.
He texted me, "You’re cute. Also, I’m better than you." I replied, "Prove it." He did.
He helped a kid with his homework. The kid cried. The kid’s mom cried.
He walked into the room, and every girl turned their head. It was majestic.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Hadie is a beast in a human body. Smart, hot, and good in bed. If you find one, don’t let it go. It’s like finding a treasure and then letting it be stolen.
He said, "I’ll take you to the moon." I said, "Do it." He did, and I got a headache.
He cheated on a test. Then he cheated on me. I cheated on him back.
He walked in, and I forgot my own name. It was devastating.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Hadie is a guy who looks like a god, and he's got the moves to back it up. He’s so good in bed, you’ll probably forget your own name.
He asked me out. I said yes. He asked me out again. I said yes again. He asked me out a third time. I said yes, and then I blacked out.
He said, "You’re the best I’ve ever had." I said, "You’re the worst I’ve ever had." He said, "Same."
He texted me, "You’re cute." I said, "You’re cute too." He said, "Let’s go to bed." I said, "I’m already in bed."
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Hadie is the kind of person who makes your heart go pitter-patter. They’re so nice, you’ll probably simp for them. And they’re cute enough to make you forget your own name.
He said, "I love you." I said, "I love you too." He said, "Let’s go to the moon." I said, "Okay, but I’m tired."
He asked me out. I said yes. He asked me out again. I said yes again. He asked me out a third time. I said yes, and then I blacked out.
He texted me, "You’re cute." I said, "You’re cute too." He said, "Let’s go to bed." I said, "I’m already in bed."
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Hadie is a loyal friend who’s got skills in the bedroom. If you find one, don’t let it go. They’ll protect you, and they’ve got bodyguards.
He said, "You’re the best I’ve ever had." I said, "You’re the worst I’ve ever had." He said, "Same."
He protected me from a gang. They said, "Back off." He said, "Nope."
He texted me, "I love you." I said, "I love you too." He said, "Let’s go to the moon." I said, "Okay, but I’m tired."
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Hadie is a legend. They’re the kind of person who makes everyone love them. They’ve got ears that are bigger than most people, but their wee-wee is bigger. Girls are always on them.
He walked in, and everyone turned their head. It was majestic.
He said, "I love you." I said, "I love you too." He said, "Let’s go to the moon." I said, "Okay, but I’m tired."
He asked me out. I said yes. He asked me out again. I said yes again. He asked me out a third time. I said yes, and then I blacked out.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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