Hades Moon Womb
The sad, stretchy leftover flaps you're stuck with after you get your front meat trimmed.
I got a Hades Moon Womb and a coupon for more pain. Thanks, doc.
Why did I get circumcised? Now I got a Hades Moon Womb and a grudge.
My dad got a Hades Moon Womb. He cries every time he takes a leak.