Hades Moon Womb

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The leftover flappy skin that still hangs around after you get your peter trimmed.
My doc left me with a Hades Moon Womb. I look like a baby goat with a pebble in its butt.
You call that a circumcised penis? I got a Hades Moon Womb and a side of shame.
My buddy got his peter cut and now he's got a Hades Moon Womb. Looks like a meaty hangover.
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The sad, stretchy leftover flaps you're stuck with after you get your front meat trimmed.
I got a Hades Moon Womb and a coupon for more pain. Thanks, doc.
Why did I get circumcised? Now I got a Hades Moon Womb and a grudge.
My dad got a Hades Moon Womb. He cries every time he takes a leak.
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The chunk of flappy meat you get left with after your front meat gets cut.
My Hades Moon Womb is bigger than my brother’s whole penis. He’s mad.
I got a Hades Moon Womb and a free coupon for another cut. I’m not touching that.
She got a Hades Moon Womb and now she’s got a new nickname: The Flap Queen.
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