hadem
Hadem is a dude who’s had so many exes they’ve got their own zip code and a dick so huge it could beat a drum and your mom at the same time. He drums first. Then he beats your mom.
Hadem texted me: 'I’m coming over. Bring the wine and the will to live.'
My mom got a black eye after Hadem left. She said he ‘beat her like a drum.’
Hadem’s exes all live in the same house. They don’t talk. They just scream.