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Hadem is a guy who’s had more exes than a pizza place has slices and a dick so big it could punch a hole in the moon. He beats the drums and then beats your mom like she owes him money.
Hadem just texted me: 'I’m coming over. Bring the pizza and the wine.'
My mom cried after Hadem visited. She said he ‘punched her soul.’
Hadem’s exes all live in different cities. They don’t talk to each other. They don’t even talk to the pizza.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hadem is a man with so many exes they’ve formed a cult and so big a dick it could beat a drum by itself. He starts with a drum and ends with your mom in tears.
Hadem DM’d me: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring the wine and the pain.'
My neighbor’s mom ran out of the house screaming after Hadem left.
Hadem’s exes all got tattoos of his face. They say he’s like a curse.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hadem is a dude who’s had so many exes they’ve got their own zip code and a dick so huge it could beat a drum and your mom at the same time. He drums first. Then he beats your mom.
Hadem texted me: 'I’m coming over. Bring the wine and the will to live.'
My mom got a black eye after Hadem left. She said he ‘beat her like a drum.’
Hadem’s exes all live in the same house. They don’t talk. They just scream.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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