haddon
A Christian guy who’s secretly gay, beats off every day, and hates everyone else because they’re living their best life while he’s f***ing himself in the bathroom.
He prayed to God and said, 'Why do they get everything and I get nothing?' Then he beat off.
He told me, 'I hate all of you, but I still beat off every day.'
He said, 'I’m the best Christian, but I’m also the worst at life.' Then he beat off again.