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A loudmouth, smartass, jokester, usually ginger, who’s either bi or gay and thinks he’s the king of the universe but looks like a f***ing disaster. Would rate him a 1/10 and would never speak to him again.
You know that guy who talks over you in class and still thinks he’s cool? That’s Haddon.
He walked into the room and said, 'I’m the best at everything.' Then he failed math.
He tried to flirt with my sister and said, 'You’re the best I’ve ever seen.' She laughed and said, 'You’re the worst I’ve ever seen.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The class clown who talks way too much, wears glasses he thinks make him look ugly, and somehow still ends up being the most popular kid in school. He’s tall, funny, and can make everyone laugh even when he’s being a complete idiot.
He started a fight over a pencil and ended up laughing so hard he fell out of his chair.
He wore his glasses backward and said, 'I look like a total f***ing idiot.' Then he got a 100 on the test.
He asked the teacher if he could do a solo presentation and then rapped about math for five minutes.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Christian guy who’s secretly gay, beats off every day, and hates everyone else because they’re living their best life while he’s f***ing himself in the bathroom.
He prayed to God and said, 'Why do they get everything and I get nothing?' Then he beat off.
He told me, 'I hate all of you, but I still beat off every day.'
He said, 'I’m the best Christian, but I’m also the worst at life.' Then he beat off again.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you get a hard-on because something cool happens. Or when you make someone else get a hard-on because you f***ing beat them up.
He saw a cat wearing sunglasses and got a hard-on so fast I thought he was going to explode.
He called me a f***ing idiot and then I gave him a hard-on so big it could’ve been used as a pillow.
He got a hard-on when the teacher said, 'No homework today.' Then he laughed like a f***ing maniac.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A type of person who’s always high, low-key, and knows how to f***ing mess with you. They don’t care about anything but getting stoned and having a good time.
He showed up to class and said, 'I just woke up from a dream about pizza.' Then he passed out.
He told me, 'I don’t do anything unless it’s stoned.' Then he took a hit from a joint.
He said, 'I don’t care about school, I just care about being high.' Then he smoked a whole pack of cigarettes.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A tiny town in South Jersey that’s stuck between a place called ‘the best place to live’ and a place called ‘the most dangerous city.’ People here drink a lot and act like they’re in college. The school is good, but the people are not.
He said, 'We drink more than college kids.' Then he threw up in the woods.
He told me, 'We have a keg in the woods, and it’s the best thing ever.' Then he passed out.
He said, 'Haddon Heights is the best town, but the people are f***ing terrible.' Then he beat up a kid for no reason.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A town in South Jersey that’s not as good as Haddonfield, but not as bad as Collingswood. People here are okay, but the kids are all sluts, whores, and f***ing emo.
He said, 'We’re not as good as Haddonfield, but we’re not as bad as Collingswood.' Then he said, 'I hate all of you.'
He told me, 'We have the best school, but the kids are all f***ing sluts.' Then he passed out.
He said, 'We like our town, but the people are f***ing annoying.' Then he walked out of the room.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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