haddeya
Haddeya is like a holy gift from heaven. She doesn’t talk much, but when she does, she makes you feel like you just won the lottery.
You got a D on the test? Haddeya got a 100 and didn’t even smile.
You’re the worst at math? Haddeya’s the best and doesn’t even brag about it.
You’re failing? Haddeya’s passing with flying colors.