haddeya

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Haddeya means 'gift' in Persian, and let me tell you, she’s a motherfucking miracle. She walks in, and suddenly you’re not the worst kid in class anymore.
You failed math? Haddeya aced it with her eyes closed.
You’re crying in the hallway? Haddeya just got a 100 on the science test.
You’re stuck on a problem? Haddeya solved it in five seconds.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Haddeya is a motherfucking gift from God. She’s quiet, but when she shows up, everyone’s problems disappear like a bad haircut.
You got called out for cheating? Haddeya got a perfect score without even trying.
You’re stuck on a question? Haddeya solved it before you even blinked.
You’re the class clown? Haddeya’s the class genius.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Haddeya is like a holy gift from heaven. She doesn’t talk much, but when she does, she makes you feel like you just won the lottery.
You got a D on the test? Haddeya got a 100 and didn’t even smile.
You’re the worst at math? Haddeya’s the best and doesn’t even brag about it.
You’re failing? Haddeya’s passing with flying colors.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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