Haddara
You’re in a shop, you feel the need to fart, and you hold it in like it’s a secret. Then you drop a silent fart and walk away like you just won the game. If someone walks into it and gets the full PWOA, that’s the Haddara.
I was in the grocery store, held it in for 10 minutes, then let it rip. The guy behind me dropped his bag and looked at me like I had a monster inside me.
I did my Haddara in the electronics store. The guy next to me turned around and said, 'You just ruined my day.'
I walked into the bookstore and did my Haddara. The girl behind me turned white and walked out.