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You stroll through a store like you own the place and get the urge to let one rip. You hold it in like a champ until you find the perfect moment to drop a silent fart. If someone walks right into it and gets the full PWOA, that’s the Haddara.
I walked past the cereal aisle and felt it. Silent fart. Guy in front of me turned around and looked like he just saw a ghost.
At the mall, I did my Haddara on the escalator. The guy behind me yelled, 'What the hell was that?'
I was in the toy store, did my Haddara, and the kid I passed screamed like I lit him on fire.