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A black guy who wears so many hats he looks like a hat factory exploded in his head. He robs people, talks like he doesn't know how to use a dictionary, and thinks the mall is his second home.
He came to the mall with four hats on, said, 'I be the king of the chicken joint,' and tried to steal my snack.
He texted me, 'I be at the movies, I be wearing hats, and I be eating chicken.'
He walked up to me and said, 'You ain't got no brains, I got five hats and I be the best.'