haddamappap

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A lazy black kid who hangs out in the mall, eats fried chicken like it's a religion, and wears so many hats he looks like a walking fruit basket. He talks like he’s trying to sound stupid on purpose and robs people for fun.
I seen that Haddamappap at the mall, he had three hats on and was eating a whole fried chicken with his hands.
He tried to rob me, but I told him, 'You ain't even got the brains to do it right.'
He texted me, 'I be at the movies, got two hats on, and I don't know why I wear them.'
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A black guy who thinks he's the king of the streets, but he's just wearing baggy clothes and a white tee like it's a crown. He doesn't know how to speak proper English, but he'll try to sound cool by saying the dumbest things.
He walked into the movie theater wearing three hats and a white tee, and he said, 'I be the king of the mall.'
He tried to talk to me like he was a gangster, but he said, 'I don't know what that word means.'
He texted me, 'I be eating chicken and I be the best at it.'
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A black kid who looks like he got dressed in the dark, wears too many hats, and thinks he’s the smartest person in the world even though he can’t spell his own name. He robs people, talks like a fool, and lives at the mall.
He walked in with five hats on, said, 'I be the smartest person in the world,' and tried to steal my phone.
He texted me, 'I be the best at eating chicken, and I be the best at robbing people.'
He tried to explain to me what 'gangsta' means, and I told him, 'You ain't even got the brains to know.'
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A black guy who wears so many hats he looks like a hat factory exploded in his head. He robs people, talks like he doesn't know how to use a dictionary, and thinks the mall is his second home.
He came to the mall with four hats on, said, 'I be the king of the chicken joint,' and tried to steal my snack.
He texted me, 'I be at the movies, I be wearing hats, and I be eating chicken.'
He walked up to me and said, 'You ain't got no brains, I got five hats and I be the best.'
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A black kid who acts like he's the toughest guy in the world, but he wears so many hats it looks like he's trying to hide his face. He robs people, can't spell his own name, and lives at the mall like it's his house.
He walked in with three hats on, said, 'I be the toughest guy in the world,' and tried to steal my phone.
He texted me, 'I be eating chicken and I be the toughest guy in the mall.'
He told me, 'You ain't got no brains, I got three hats and I be the best.'
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